I've decided that because of the fact I have nothing else to do with my life, I will jot down some of the MANY things that annoy me on a day-to-day basis. Here are just some of them. (I will most likely update this list often).
Archive for 2012
Things that Annoy Me.
Songs of my Week.
1. Can't Touch This - MC Hammer (Damn straight.)
2. Dream A Little Dream of Me - Mamas & The Papas
3. Terrified - Among Savages
4. Starstruck - Santigold
5. Let It Go - Dragonette
6. Carry On Wayward Son - Kansas
7. Doesn't Remind Me - Audioslave
8. Beach Baby - Bon Iver
9. Change (In the House of Flies) - Deftones
10. Vienna - Billy Joel
11. Jackson - Johnny Cash & June Carter
12. I Put A Spell on You - Screamin' Jay Hawkins
13. Brian Wilson - Barenaked Ladies
14. So What'cha Want? - Beastie Boys
15. Californication - Red Hot Chili Peppers
16. Pretty Noose - Soundgarden
17. No One Like You - Best Coast
18. I Still Care For You - Ray LaMontagne
19. This is Such A Pity - Weezer
20. You - Radiohead
Why Skrillex Has Successfully Ruined the Music Industry
Ever since the beginning of technology, the clock has been ticking for
the day that mankind has done too much with our computer friends. This
day came when the horrendous genre of 'dubstep' was created, leaded by
none other than Skrillex.
Skrillex, (A.K.A Sonny James Moore) was born on January 15th, 1988. This
was also the day Jimi Hendrix, Janis Joplin, Jim Morrison,
Freddie Mercury, and any other legitimate dead musician rolled over in
their graves and started crying in fear of the future of music - perhaps
because they knew that one day the world would be shaken by the noise
of a new leap in horse shit music - the days of dubstep.
Why Glee Sucks
As many of you probably don't care about, over my years of being an
overall horrible person I have seen many atrocious things happen to
the music industry. The problem with our world is the soul-reaping disgust of our generation; Glee.
21 Jump Street was Glorious
It's been a couple of weeks since I've seen this majestic movie, but for
god's sakes; It's effing amazing. Normally I would expect a Channing
Tatum movie to be filled with his half-naked muscular body grasping a
good looking young woman, but this was an exception. An exception that
replaced that good looking young woman with a prepubescent Jenny Craig'd
Jonah Hill. And it was beautiful.
Songs of my Week.
1. Gimme Sympathy - Metric
2. Black Hole Sun (Acoustic) - Chris Cornell
3. Bobcaygeon - The Tragically Hip
4. Open Your Eyes - UNKLE
5. Losing My Mind - Weezer
6. Crash - You Me At Six
7. Guilty Filthy Soul - AWOLNATION
8. Little Black Submarines - The Black Keys
9. Our Deal - Best Coast
10. Lost in the Light - Bahamas
11. Draw Your Swords - Angus & Julia Stone
12.Wouldn't It Be Nice - Beach Boys
13. Ivaloo - Submarines
14.Seven Nation Army - White Stripes
15. I Could Die for You - Red Hot Chili Peppers
16. Wild Flowers - Ryan Adams
17. All I Wanted - Paramore
18. The Witching Hour - Philip Selway
19. The Cigarette Duet - Princess Chelsea
20. Things & Time - Wailing Soul
A rant about Music.
Songs of my Week.
1. Little Talks - Of Monsters and Men
2. Paper Scratcher - Blind Melon
3. Dumb - Nirvana
4. All I Wanted - Paramore
5. Honeysuckle - Canon Blue
6. Walk This Way - Aerosmith & Run D.M.C.
7. Black - Pearl Jam
8. Doesn't Remind Me - Audioslave
9. The Funeral - Band of Horses
10. Brass Monkey - Beastie Boys
11. Harvest Moon - Neil Young
12. Call Me Maybe - Carly Rae Jepson (JUDGE ALL YOU WANT.)
13. Jesus - Brand New
14. Little Hell - City & Colour
15. Under the Bridge - Red Hot Chili Peppers
16. Gravedigger - Dave Matthews
17. Fallen - Death in the Park ft. Hayley Williams
18. Setting Sun - Eskimo Joe
19. Something That We Misplaced - Hellogoodbye
20. Bella - Angus & Julia Stone
Hipsters.
Hey you. Yes, you there with the tired eyes glaring at your computer
screen wondering why your looking at this blog...
Have you seen them?
Them.
The Hipsters.
Why the Hunger Games was Awesome
I've got to admit, The Hunger Games lived up to my expectations.
When I say lived up to, I mean it took me to another world and back in a two-hour and twenty-two minute film. I didn't even leave halfway through the movie and "buy popcorn" (AKA wandering around and asking myself why I spent so much money on a horrible movie). I sat, I watched, I laughed, I cried.
An Open Letter to Everyone I hated in high school
I'd just like to take this time to extend my sincerest apologies for not going along with your shenanigans for all of those wonderful and exciting years we've spent together. Sadly I've been unable to see the majority of you, possibly because you're all in University (either learning Psychology or Business, it doesn't really matter.. You won't complete it anyway.) receiving a well deserved education paid by none other than your wealthy parents.
To be honest I'm not sure why I never joined in on the ongoing parties throughout the years, possibly because I was never invited and was never there to fully understand what goes on in your brilliant minds as you funnel beer while wearing Hollister and chug your father's liquor out of red plastic cups.
Songs of my Week.
1. I Just Called To Say Jag Älskar Dig - Acid House Kings
2. Midnight City - M83
3. The Fool on the Hill - The Beatles
4. Summer Mood - Best Coast
5. Odds and Ends - Canon Blue
6. Excelsior Lady - The Donkeys
7. Tonight You Belong To Me - Eddie Vedder
8. Mr. Pitiful - Matt Costa
9. Paper Planes - M.I.A.
10. No Longer - The Kooks
11. Bicycle Race - Queen
12. All Star - Smash Mouth (Yup.)
13. Comfortably Numb - Pink Floyd
14. Devil's in the Jukebox - Ray LaMontagne
15. Look Around - Red Hot Chili Peppers
16. Burdnt Jamb - Weezer
17. Oh No! - Marina & The Diamonds
18. Beach Baby - Bon Iver
19. The Summer - Coconut Records
20. Mango Tree - Angus & Julia Stone
Why Project X Kind of Sucked
I will admit it, I saw Project X. I wasn't even forced to
endure the film, I paid 11 dollars and 99 cents and went to see the damn
movie. I wanted to see why exactly every one of my friends absolutely
loved it.
And after watching the film, I have no idea why it's so popular.
And after watching the film, I have no idea why it's so popular.
Songs of my week.
1. Like A Stone - Audioslave
2. This Boy - James Morrison
3. Going to California - Led Zeppelin
4. Pink Triangle - Weezer
5. Polly - Nirvana
6. Stars Go Blue - Ryan Adams
7. Black Hole Sun - Soundgarden
8. Parabola - Tool
9. The Girl - City and Colour
10. She Moves in Her Own Way - The Kooks
11. Paradise - Coldplay
12. Messes of Men -Mewithoutyou
13. Comfortably Numb - Pink Floyd
14. Till The Sun Turns Black - Ray LaMontagne
15. Under the Bridge - Red Hot Chili Peppers
16. Island in the Sun - Weezer
17. Oh No! - Marina & The Diamonds
18. Flume - Bon Iver
19. Gave You All - Mumford & Sons
20. And Your Bird Can Sing - The Beatles
This is one of the single most powerful videos I've ever watched in my lifetime. No, it's not Oprah interviewing a former drug dealer. Nor is it the Montel Williams show with Sylvia Browne giving inaccurate psychic readings about the deceased. It's something that by itself, is so emotionally captivating that it caused me to become the person I am today.
And now you know.
Realizations in Life
1. Sometimes life is as eventful as watching grass die.
2. Sometimes life is like that spinning Strawberry ride at every single fair known to mankind - Although you spent your money to ride it, at the end you will almost always throw up and cause that 53 year old carnival worker to hate his life even more than he already does.
3. As long as you're tall with a good set of breasts you will be guaranteed a prosperous future, regardless if you deserve it or not.
4. Sometimes people just suck. Usually for no reason at all.
5. When you delete the precocious idiots you hated in high school off Facebook it is probably the greatest feeling in the world. That is until you're bored on a Friday night and realize you have no one left to creep.
6. Gingers unfortunately do have souls. However this soul can easily be lost by watching any Tom Cruise movie.
7. Any problem in life can be solved by a cat. That is why every person in Hoarders has fifty of them in their garage.
8. Watching Storage Wars will fix absolutely anything. It doesn't matter if you're crying or pissed off at anything, just watch Storage Wars. And nothing will hurt anymore.
9. Don't punch walls. Although they don't punch back, you will probably fracture your hand and look like an idiot.
10. Above all else, don't be a douche. Ever. And that's pretty much it.
Welcome to my Blog..
Hello, and welcome to my blog.
As you can probably tell by the title of my blog, I am a small ginger. To be honest I was told to create this blog as an assignment, but I hope eventually I'll use it daily to rant about things and just be all around awesome.
My first post is coming right up, I promise!
Love,
MK :)
