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Why Skrillex Has Successfully Ruined the Music Industry

Ever since the beginning of technology, the clock has been ticking for the day that mankind has done too much with our computer friends. This day came when the horrendous genre of 'dubstep' was created, leaded by none other than Skrillex.

Skrillex, (A.K.A Sonny James Moore) was born on January 15th, 1988. This was also the day Jimi Hendrix, Janis Joplin, Jim Morrison, Freddie Mercury, and any other legitimate dead musician rolled over in their graves and started crying in fear of the future of music - perhaps because they knew that one day the world would be shaken by the noise of a new leap in horse shit music - the days of dubstep.

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A rant about Music.

-->        It’s a normal day, you’ve just gotten home from school and you’re ready to relax. You turn the dial on your radio to your favourite station, collapse on your couch and begin to listen to the compositions of talented musicians, all of which have gracefully blessed your ears with the most splendid of sounds. Guitar, bass, drums; it’s all there for your mind to absorb. Suddenly, it stops; the song changes. You hear the DJ announce the name of the song, “Rack City By Tyga” ‘Where in god’s name is Rack City?’ your mind questions as you begin to try and understand the lyrics of the song, attempting to get past the first few beats of the already horrendous music. You frown. Where is the guitar, the bass, the drums? They’ve been replaced by an obnoxious tempo beat that is computer generated, most likely done by a couple of nerds in Ohio. Listening to the lyrics, you hear “Get it in the morning like Alonzo Rondo, Green got cheese like a nacho”. Your jaw drops, you’re shaken… These lyrics are vile. Where is the emotion, the beauty? ‘That song doesn’t even make sense...’ your mind shutters, as you turn off the radio, sit and think to yourself... What exactly happened to the music industry?
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