Ever since the beginning of technology, the clock has been ticking for
the day that mankind has done too much with our computer friends. This
day came when the horrendous genre of 'dubstep' was created, leaded by
none other than Skrillex.
Skrillex, (A.K.A Sonny James Moore) was born on January 15th, 1988. This
was also the day Jimi Hendrix, Janis Joplin, Jim Morrison,
Freddie Mercury, and any other legitimate dead musician rolled over in
their graves and started crying in fear of the future of music - perhaps
because they knew that one day the world would be shaken by the noise
of a new leap in horse shit music - the days of dubstep.
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| Skrillex trying to hold in his emotions during an intense dubstep drop |
From 2007 onwards, dearest Sonny Moore began his musical adventure. He started doing whatever in God's name you do to create dubstep music, scouring through every club in British Land to find his way to the top to successfully ruin everything I've held onto in my life; Good music.
Since the dawn of his creation of shit, honest musicians have been climbing lower and lower on the music charts, leading them to cry for long periods of time on the streets of large cities and beg for money with cardboard signs.
I know what you're thinking, "Wow, it must be great that Bill Gates successfully created a soundtrack with the .wav files in Windows 95" but that's not what happened here. Poor Mr. Gates hasn't been given recognition for this creation, this is the work of a 24-year old with the ability to put sounds together to make beats which is then mistaken for music.
I'm not saying Skrillex isn't talented. I mean, not a lot of people can work a computer. My grandmother would never be able to drop a bass. It just couldn't happen. What I'm saying is that this shouldn't classify as music. This isn't a song, there's nothing going on here - no emotion, for the love of god there aren't even any instruments. But, people are still going to buy this shit on iTunes and then claim this as a genre of music when it isn't.
I would classify this as "danceable noise". Sure, you can be drunk at a club and enjoy grinding upon a 32-year old hookers ass with it, but to listen to it FOR FUN BY YOURSELF WHILE SOBER?! I just don't understand. And I don't think I ever will.
As for dubstep, it's wrong. Like punching a puppy in the face wrong. And I will not have it.
Keep it real,
MK
P.S. If we're friends and you listen to dubstep, don't worry, I will still like you. (Kind of)
Right on MK. This stuff is utterly boring and meaningless!
ReplyDeleteWorst garbage ever. It's amazing yet sad that millions upon millions of kids think it is the most incredible, talented and heart warming, er... uh..."music" ever made.
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