Archive for March 2012

Why the Hunger Games was Awesome

I've got to admit, The Hunger Games lived up to my expectations.

When I say lived up to, I mean it took me to another world and back in a two-hour and twenty-two minute film. I didn't even leave halfway through the movie and "buy popcorn" (AKA wandering around and asking myself why I spent so much money on a horrible movie). I sat, I watched, I laughed, I cried.

An Open Letter to Everyone I hated in high school

I'd just like to take this time to extend my sincerest apologies for not going along with your shenanigans for all of those wonderful and exciting years we've spent together. Sadly I've been unable to see the majority of you, possibly because you're all in University (either learning Psychology or Business, it doesn't really matter.. You won't complete it anyway.) receiving a well deserved education paid by none other than your wealthy parents.

To be honest I'm not sure why I never joined in on the ongoing parties throughout the years, possibly because I was never invited and was never there to fully understand what goes on in your brilliant minds as you funnel beer while wearing Hollister and chug your father's liquor out of red plastic cups.

Songs of my Week.

1. I Just Called To Say Jag Älskar Dig - Acid House Kings
2. Midnight City - M83
3. The Fool on the Hill - The Beatles
4. Summer Mood - Best Coast
5. Odds and Ends - Canon Blue
6. Excelsior Lady - The Donkeys
7. Tonight You Belong To Me - Eddie Vedder
8. Mr. Pitiful - Matt Costa
9. Paper Planes - M.I.A.
10. No Longer - The Kooks
11. Bicycle Race - Queen
12. All Star - Smash Mouth (Yup.)
13. Comfortably Numb - Pink Floyd
14. Devil's in the Jukebox - Ray LaMontagne
15. Look Around - Red Hot Chili Peppers
16. Burdnt Jamb - Weezer
17. Oh No! - Marina & The Diamonds
18. Beach Baby - Bon Iver
19. The Summer - Coconut Records
20. Mango Tree - Angus & Julia Stone

Why Project X Kind of Sucked

I will admit it, I saw Project X. I wasn't even forced to endure the film, I paid 11 dollars and 99 cents and went to see the damn movie. I wanted to see why exactly every one of my friends absolutely loved it.


And after watching the film, I have no idea why it's so popular.

Songs of my week.

1. Like A Stone - Audioslave
2. This Boy - James Morrison
3. Going to California - Led Zeppelin
4. Pink Triangle - Weezer
5. Polly - Nirvana
6. Stars Go Blue - Ryan Adams
7. Black Hole Sun - Soundgarden
8. Parabola - Tool
9. The Girl - City and Colour
10. She Moves in Her Own Way - The Kooks
11. Paradise - Coldplay
12. Messes of Men -Mewithoutyou
13. Comfortably Numb - Pink Floyd
14. Till The Sun Turns Black - Ray LaMontagne
15. Under the Bridge - Red Hot Chili Peppers
16. Island in the Sun - Weezer
17. Oh No! - Marina & The Diamonds
18. Flume - Bon Iver
19. Gave You All - Mumford & Sons
20. And Your Bird Can Sing - The Beatles

This is one of the single most powerful videos I've ever watched in my lifetime. No, it's not Oprah interviewing a former drug dealer. Nor is it the Montel Williams show with Sylvia Browne giving inaccurate psychic readings about the deceased. It's something that by itself, is so emotionally captivating that it caused me to become the person I am today.

And now you know.

Realizations in Life

1. Sometimes life is as eventful as watching grass die.

2. Sometimes life is like that spinning Strawberry ride at every single fair known to mankind - Although you spent your money to ride it, at the end you will almost always throw up and cause that 53 year old carnival worker to hate his life even more than he already does.

3. As long as you're tall with a good set of breasts you will be guaranteed a prosperous future, regardless if you deserve it or not.

4. Sometimes people just suck. Usually for no reason at all.

5. When you delete the precocious idiots you hated in high school off Facebook it is probably the greatest feeling in the world. That is until you're bored on a Friday night and realize you have no one left to creep.

6. Gingers unfortunately do have souls. However this soul can easily be lost by watching any Tom Cruise movie.

7. Any problem in life can be solved by a cat. That is why every person in Hoarders has fifty of them in their garage.

8. Watching Storage Wars will fix absolutely anything. It doesn't matter if you're crying or pissed off at anything, just watch Storage Wars. And nothing will hurt anymore.

9. Don't punch walls. Although they don't punch back, you will probably fracture your hand and look like an idiot.

10. Above all else, don't be a douche. Ever. And that's pretty much it.

Welcome to my Blog..

Hello, and welcome to my blog.

As you can probably tell by the title of my blog, I am a small ginger. To be honest I was told to create this blog as an assignment, but I hope eventually I'll use it daily to rant about things and just be all around awesome.

My first post is coming right up, I promise!

Love,
MK :)

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