A rant about Music.

Posted by on Thursday

-->        It’s a normal day, you’ve just gotten home from school and you’re ready to relax. You turn the dial on your radio to your favourite station, collapse on your couch and begin to listen to the compositions of talented musicians, all of which have gracefully blessed your ears with the most splendid of sounds. Guitar, bass, drums; it’s all there for your mind to absorb. Suddenly, it stops; the song changes. You hear the DJ announce the name of the song, “Rack City By Tyga” ‘Where in god’s name is Rack City?’ your mind questions as you begin to try and understand the lyrics of the song, attempting to get past the first few beats of the already horrendous music. You frown. Where is the guitar, the bass, the drums? They’ve been replaced by an obnoxious tempo beat that is computer generated, most likely done by a couple of nerds in Ohio. Listening to the lyrics, you hear “Get it in the morning like Alonzo Rondo, Green got cheese like a nacho”. Your jaw drops, you’re shaken… These lyrics are vile. Where is the emotion, the beauty? ‘That song doesn’t even make sense...’ your mind shutters, as you turn off the radio, sit and think to yourself... What exactly happened to the music industry?
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It all started with the introduction of computers in the mid 80’s. Technology was a newer thing, and composers thought it would be pretty “neat-o” to include these ‘interesting’ sounds and make their music seem different. This lead to the introduction of bubble-gum pop and trashy music (A.K.A. the 90’s), and today’s music: beats with computer generated sounds and lyrics talking about either partying, sex, sex and partying, or being rich. All of which are really stupid and annoyingly repetitive. Some may argue that there is good in the music industry of today, which is true. There are a few golden stars, yet they never seem to stay on the charts because the vast majority of the young human species enjoys exactly what I despise; shitty music.


We see these young people. They’re walking down the hallways with their iPod in ear, always listening to either Katy Perry or Lil’ Wayne and usually sporting Uggs, LuluLemon pants, and a bitchy attitude. Occasionally they wear band t-shirts (such as Nirvana, the Beatles, Van Halen), which I find surprising because we all know they know nothing about any of these bands, they just bought the shirt because “it was pretty”. This is the classic example of the term, “bittie”, and bitties are the ones buying this music and listening to it, still thinking that they are superior to the rest of us. Their ipod is filled with Justin Bieber, Miley Cyrus, Selena Gomez, and any other musician that could or will ever be on the Disney channel. Go on iTunes, chart-topping hits include songs such as “Grenade” by Bruno Mars, “Firework” by Katy Perry, and “Baby” by Justin Bieber. Crap, crap, and more crap. Scroll to the bottom of these charts and you might find a decent song that doesn’t include the vocals of a prepubescent boy (A.K.A. Justin Bieber) and the use of Auto-Tune (A.K.A people with no talent). 
The majority of us, even the bitties, can all agree these lyrics make little to no sense. From the pounding beats it’s often hard to understand exactly what these “musicians” mean when they include lyrics such as;
“Laugh now die later muthaf-cker
You’s a b-tch like zeta phi beta muthaf-cker”
-     Lil’ Wayne


Thank you for that, Wayne. Of course this makes sense, right? From the inaccurate grammar to the poignant use of swear words, this man must be a lyrical genius. It’s things like this man, who accidentally shot himself at the age of twelve and calls himself “Lil’ Wayne”, who make me question the state of the music industry. Is he really that amazing? Are any of them that amazing? Would Selena Gomez be as big an accomplished musician if she wasn’t already an actress, would Miley Cyrus be able to start her own career without the use of her father as her way in? Of course not. This just goes to show that the music industry is corrupt, the people that shouldn’t be on top rule over the authenticity of genuine musicians.           
The only possible resolution for this issue would be to re-invent the music industry. Back to the way it was decades ago, where music was everywhere and people could gather from all around for a really great show (circa Woodstock 1969). The heart of the music industry has been taken out and replaced by a computer generating false and over-synthesized beats, our ears no longer able to hear the true sound of a beating heart. There is no more soul, no more emotion. We need to bring back the use of actual instruments, trading in a computer for a guitar. Human beings are capable of so much more than this. We are able to do so much, yet have limited ourselves to such blatant stupidity. We need to bring back the heart of the music industry, and although it’s easy to say it’s hard to do, but it’s needed. I can honestly say I’m tired of having to change the radio every three seconds because of the infiltration of pop-techno bullshit that has no business being inside of my ear canal, and having to turn on my iPod to a song from the 70’s in order to restore my faith in humanity. If music speaks, what is it saying now? I can never fully comprehend what it’s telling me, but through the hardcore beats and terrible lyrics all I seem to hear is “turn it off”.

MK

One Comment

  1. Çouldn't agree more. I'm just glad that I can now download "good" music of my own choosing to my computer, burn it to disc and turn off the stupid radio and all those squeaky teen voices or rappers crapping with their mouths instead of their backsides.

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