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Why Skrillex Has Successfully Ruined the Music Industry

Ever since the beginning of technology, the clock has been ticking for the day that mankind has done too much with our computer friends. This day came when the horrendous genre of 'dubstep' was created, leaded by none other than Skrillex.

Skrillex, (A.K.A Sonny James Moore) was born on January 15th, 1988. This was also the day Jimi Hendrix, Janis Joplin, Jim Morrison, Freddie Mercury, and any other legitimate dead musician rolled over in their graves and started crying in fear of the future of music - perhaps because they knew that one day the world would be shaken by the noise of a new leap in horse shit music - the days of dubstep.

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Why Glee Sucks

As many of you probably don't care about, over my years of being an overall horrible person I have seen many atrocious things happen to the music industry. The problem with our world is the soul-reaping disgust of our generation; Glee.

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21 Jump Street was Glorious

It's been a couple of weeks since I've seen this majestic movie, but for god's sakes; It's effing amazing. Normally I would expect a Channing Tatum movie to be filled with his half-naked muscular body grasping a good looking young woman, but this was an exception. An exception that replaced that good looking young woman with a prepubescent Jenny Craig'd Jonah Hill. And it was beautiful.

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Songs of my Week.

1. Gimme Sympathy - Metric
2. Black Hole Sun (Acoustic) - Chris Cornell
3. Bobcaygeon - The Tragically Hip
4. Open Your Eyes - UNKLE
5. Losing My Mind - Weezer
6. Crash - You Me At Six
7. Guilty Filthy Soul - AWOLNATION
8. Little Black Submarines - The Black Keys
9. Our Deal - Best Coast
10. Lost in the Light - Bahamas
11. Draw Your Swords - Angus & Julia Stone
12.Wouldn't It Be Nice - Beach Boys
13. Ivaloo - Submarines
14.Seven Nation Army - White Stripes
15. I Could Die for You - Red Hot Chili Peppers
16. Wild Flowers - Ryan Adams
17. All I Wanted - Paramore
18. The Witching Hour - Philip Selway
19. The Cigarette Duet - Princess Chelsea
20. Things & Time - Wailing Soul

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A rant about Music.

-->        It’s a normal day, you’ve just gotten home from school and you’re ready to relax. You turn the dial on your radio to your favourite station, collapse on your couch and begin to listen to the compositions of talented musicians, all of which have gracefully blessed your ears with the most splendid of sounds. Guitar, bass, drums; it’s all there for your mind to absorb. Suddenly, it stops; the song changes. You hear the DJ announce the name of the song, “Rack City By Tyga” ‘Where in god’s name is Rack City?’ your mind questions as you begin to try and understand the lyrics of the song, attempting to get past the first few beats of the already horrendous music. You frown. Where is the guitar, the bass, the drums? They’ve been replaced by an obnoxious tempo beat that is computer generated, most likely done by a couple of nerds in Ohio. Listening to the lyrics, you hear “Get it in the morning like Alonzo Rondo, Green got cheese like a nacho”. Your jaw drops, you’re shaken… These lyrics are vile. Where is the emotion, the beauty? ‘That song doesn’t even make sense...’ your mind shutters, as you turn off the radio, sit and think to yourself... What exactly happened to the music industry?
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Songs of my Week.

1. Little Talks - Of Monsters and Men
2. Paper Scratcher - Blind Melon
3. Dumb - Nirvana
4. All I Wanted - Paramore
5. Honeysuckle - Canon Blue
6. Walk This Way - Aerosmith & Run D.M.C.
7. Black - Pearl Jam
8. Doesn't Remind Me - Audioslave
9. The Funeral - Band of Horses
10. Brass Monkey - Beastie Boys
11. Harvest Moon - Neil Young
12. Call Me Maybe - Carly Rae Jepson (JUDGE ALL YOU WANT.)
13. Jesus - Brand New
14. Little Hell - City & Colour
15. Under the Bridge - Red Hot Chili Peppers
16. Gravedigger - Dave Matthews
17. Fallen - Death in the Park ft. Hayley Williams
18. Setting Sun - Eskimo Joe
19. Something That We Misplaced - Hellogoodbye
20. Bella - Angus & Julia Stone

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Hipsters.

Hey you. Yes, you there with the tired eyes glaring at your computer screen wondering why your looking at this blog... Have you seen them?

Them.

The Hipsters.

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